Wednesday, 3 April 2013

How Chris Brown Joined The Mile High Club.




Since he’s happy to open up about his assault onRihanna in 2009, Chris Brown also wants the world to know that he’s a member of the Mile High club.

The 23-year-old popstar, who is on a promotions drive for his latest album Fine China, revealed that he once had sex in First Class while flying over Europe.

Brown shared this and other private details about his life on an episode of BET’s 106 & Park with host and fellow musician Bow Wow.

“I’m not trying to be nasty,” he said. “I was on a commercial flight in First Class.

“It was like one of them European First Classes where you’ve got the big front, so you can put the cover up so don’t nobody see nothing,” he said.

Brown had initiated the subject, asking Bow Wow to reveal the craziest place he had had sex, only for the tables to be turned on him. Bow Wow, in return, was a lot more coy in his response.

“I got to answer that? Man this is a family show, I can’t answer nothing like that man,” he said, and the female members in the audience, many standing up to hear the rapper’s answer, screamed in delight.

“Er, back seat of a jeep?”

Brown scoffed at the rapper’s answer and played to the crowd.

“Alright, alright, ladies ladies ladies. Can Bow Wow do his thing in a back seat of a jeep with y’all? Y’all want it somewhere more extravagant, right?” he asked as the audience cheered.

The day before, Brown also opened up about his love life during a radio interview, squashing rumours that he and Rihanna had split up. Earlier this week, some gossip sites claimed that the pair were no longer together, and that Rihanna was in love with rapper ASAP Rocky....

Woman Cheated In Jazz Fest Scam.



Police are investigating a conman who allegedly scammed a woman into buying entry wristbands for the Cape Town International Jazz Festival.

A Fish Hoek woman, who wasn’t named, reportedly called the police after she bought two wristbands, which turned out to be fake, from someone named “Shaun” for R1 000.

But EspAfrika, the events company in charge of the jazz festival, said the wristbands weren’t available before the event, which takes place in the city over the weekend, and were only issued at the door when visitors displayed their tickets.

The Fish Hoek woman met Shaun through classifieds site Gumtree, where she had placed an advert stating she was looking for entry to the sold-out event.

Shaun phoned her and sold her the unusable wristbands for R1 000.

Police said EspAfrika had opened a case to investigate the issue.

The events company’s marketing manager, Carenza van Willingh, said when it was alerted to the wristbands being sold before the event, it asked the Fish Hoek woman to bring them in.

A quick inspection revealed that the wristbands were copies.

“You can’t get them outside the venue,” she warned people who were looking for tickets.

She said once the festival was sold out, people would do anything to get into it.

“Every year we have the problem of people selling fake tickets or printing their own.

“But they are all scanned at the door and these tickets won’t get past the scanners.”

In the past, security teams at the entrance had been forced to turn back many people.

Van Willingh warned those who were looking for tickets to be cautious because of the large amount of fake tickets and wristbands being sold.

Tuesday, 2 April 2013

Rape In Rio.

Two women, French and American, were held for about six hours and were sexually assaulted aboard a public transport vehicle in the Copacabana beach neighbourhood of Rio de Janeiro.

A statement from the police has it that the suspects, aged 20 and 22, who have been taken into custody, forced other passengers out of the vehicle and sexually assaulted the victims. The victims were later driven to Sao Goncalo, a poor suburban neighbourhood where the suspects were apprehended.

The two suspects have been identified by the victims and a Brazilian woman has said she was also assaulted by the pair on March 23.

According to Brazil's Health Ministry, between January and June 2012, more than 5300 cases of sexual assault were reported.

A third suspect is been sought by the police in relation with the incident...

By Juke @iamnotjuke

John Mayer And Katy Perry Official Break-up.

Weeks after the break up between John Mayer and Katy Perry made headlines, the former officially confirmed the split on "The Ellen Degeneres Show" which aired on March 2.

John said, "Correct. Listen, it was a very private relationship going in. It was a private relationship during, and its a private relationship, still."

"I can understand asking the question based on some previous answers I have given, but I have finally learned how to put the wall between one thing and the other. I've been much happier since then. I'm on the same journey as everyone else. Coupling is a tricky thing. Its a tricky thing. I want everyone to be happy."

Mayer also revealed that he had officially "broken up" with scotch too after he underwent a surgery on his vocal cords.

"It didnt help that I really loved, love, love scotch. Its just like applying poison to your body. Its like applying a shellac of poison. Its just delicious, wonderful poison that makes you not care how late you're out 'til or where you're going. I had to really say, 'I like singing and writing more than I like delicious scotch.' So I had to really dial it down. And I'm a little more boring now" he said.

John Mayer would be going on tour with "American Idol" winner, Philip Phillips, this summer....

By Juke @iamnotjuke

Friday, 29 March 2013

Liverpool Striker Luis Suarez In Dock For Punching Opponent.


The bad boy from Uruguay, Luis Suarez, is back into the news after he punched Chilean defender Gonzalo Jara during a World Cup qualifier in Santiago on Tuesday. The Liverpool striker could face an extended international ban in lieu to his actions during the match.

Video replays showed Suarez making contact with Jara with a right fist to the face during Chile's 2-0 victory over the reigning Copa America champions, reports Xinhua.

The 26-year-old Uruguayan footballer was later booked by referee Nestor Pitana for an unrelated incident, meaning he will miss Uruguay's next qualifier away to Venezuela June 11.

Local media quoted a FIFA spokesperson as saying that football's governing body was awaiting the referee's match report before deciding whether to take action against Suarez.

"We are still collecting all the post-match international reports since the officials have got 24 hours to send them. Based on (them), FIFA will proceed," the spokesperson said.

Tuesday's result left Uruguay sixth in the South America zone standings while Chile rose to the fourth spot.

The top four teams will qualify for next year's World Cup finals in Brazil.

Prostitute Who 'Died' During Sex Comes Back To Life.



A  prostitute in Zimbabwe ‘died’ during a hotel romp with a client – only to come back to life as her body was being put in a coffin.

The vice girl reportedly collapsed during a sex session last week at the Manor Hotel in Bulaweyo.

Convinced she was dead, her shocked client called the police – who sent paramedics to collect the body.

But as they were loading the ‘corpse’ into a metal coffin, the hooker suddenly woke up screaming.

Local news reports claim she leaped from the casket, yelling: “You want to kill me, you want to kill me”.

Terrified staff and guests at the hotel who had gathered to watch the scene unfold, fled in panic.

A source said: “It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen.”

The shaken hooker – known locally as MaNdlo – was escorted home by another prostitute.


Happy Holidays.

Have A Blessed Good Friday, Everybody, And A Happy Easter.